Did you find this while looking for cleaning motivation? Well, these funny cleaning quotes might make you laugh which might give you some endorphins which might give you energy.
But I bet you’ll find something better to do with that energy than clean. 🙂
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?Phyllis Diller
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos-anonymous
The house was clean yesterday. We’re sorry you missed it.-unknown
Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s me or the house!-anon
I get more done in the 10 minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.-me and almost everyone else in the world
I have discovered the secret to keeping a clean house. Never allow your husband or children to enter it!
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it has become, relatively, the cleaner thing?Kathrine Whitehorn
I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to lie down and nap until the feeling passes.
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge on the sink.
Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn’t attend.
Keep calm and hire a cleaning service.
The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
Whenever I clean my closet, I take my GPS with me so I can find my way out.
My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
Alexa… Clean the house.