Funny Cleaning Quotes to Read When You Should Be Scrubbing the Toilets

Did you find this while looking for cleaning motivation? Well, these funny cleaning quotes might make you laugh which might give you some endorphins which might give you energy.

But I bet you’ll find something better to do with that energy than clean. 🙂

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos


The house was clean yesterday. We’re sorry you missed it.


Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s me or the house!


I get more done in the 10 minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.

-me and almost everyone else in the world

I have discovered the secret to keeping a clean house. Never allow your husband or children to enter it!

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it has become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

Kathrine Whitehorn

I feel like I should clean the house so I’m going to lie down and nap until the feeling passes.

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge on the sink.

Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn’t attend.

Keep calm and hire a cleaning service.

The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.

Whenever I clean my closet, I take my GPS with me so I can find my way out.

My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

Alexa… Clean the house.